Comedy

Here I have listed some jokes, and their authors, if any.
Lauren and Nazia together:
There is this guy in F1, and he looks like Ariel, and his name is Sebastian!
Dr. Moore:
Well since Peak had trouble with dozen, I guess he is dozen.
Me:
I shoot him with my double blaster!
Dr. Moore
Somewhere in the world there was found a teacher, who was teaching the history of the World War eleven.
Mr.Simpson:
Dislexia is made up of words daily and.....whoops, i'm not supposed to tell that to you.
Mr Royer:
The difference between the coffin, and the viola player is that with the coffin, the dead guy is on the inside.
Mr.Royer:
If the lead violinist is blowing into his instrument, you know that something's wrong.
All the girls:
Kao, we love you so much......
Dr. Moore:
What is brown and rings?......DUNG!
Kao's answer to the last one:a brown ring
Dr.Moore:
Do people often fall the empire state building?
No, just once!
Mr.Cope:
give me any type of a clause
Mitch's reply to the las one:
Santa
Mitch:
je suis gorgeous